Salesforce.com Million Customer Chocolate Bars

Based on this eBay auction, it looks like Salesforce presented its employees with 4 chocolate bars commemorating their 1,000,000 subscriber mark.

You can buy three of the bars described as "...sickly sweet, but decent for making cookies with..." from this employee.

In addition to the description of the chocolate bars, you'll find this gem:

It doesn't make up for the 10% of our bonus that HR cuts off without telling us because we didn't meet some alleged profit milestones set by who-knows.  Maybe you can help me buy that porche my manager promised me when I joined years and years ago.

Update: The chocolate bars went for $12.50 - what a bargain! Looks like the lucky winner is Treb Ryan, CEO of OpSource. Phil Wainewright has additional coverage at ZDNet.